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At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
Loaded With Even More Pulp
Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
I’ve found it. The pulp post. The lasts time I saw this was the summer of 2012. I was sharing an air mattress with a guy who was asleep and I was laughing so hard I had to roll away to keep him from waking up.